Possibly The Best Love song....ever?

I just couldn't resist this – I don't get to see this episode of The Simpsons with Ricky Gervais (from the Office) so instead I have to read about it and imagine it in my head, which, by the way is nowhere near as funny!

Here's Charles Heathbar's (Gervias) attempt to woo Marge on a Wife Swap style program -
Lady when you came to me
I was feeling blue
Blue just like your hair you see
Blue just like the moon
But only when the moon is blue
And not when it is cream
And now that you are here with me
I am in a dream
Oh yeah Marge, your dreams can come true
Lady when you go away
I feel like I could die
Not like dye like your hair is dyed
But die like Lady Di
And not like Di like her name is Di
But die like when she died
[takes swig from a bottle of vermouth
But lady just like Lady Di
Be my princess tonight
But don't die
Don't die, nooowee

Works for me! If you wanna know more about it you can read it here.