Thursday, August 04, 2005

Pimps & Hoes Party Update

Howdy y'all,

If, and I mean IF, we have a house by this upcoming tuesday, we will be holding the much anticipated pimps & hoes party. We will keep you posted regarding the status of our housing situation.

Just a couple points of clarification. A "Ho" is the short, or "polite" form of the word "whore," which is the durogatory form of the word "prostitute." So, all we're looking for from you girls is a little imagination. Don't go against your morals, i.e. don't wear a see-through shirt with nothing underneath if you don't feel comfortable. Just wear what your comfortable wearing, and add some sluttyness to it. A popular choice might be short skirts or low-cut shirts. But a lot of it is in the face...lipstick and eye shadow in particular. Go to sector 22 if you don't have anything good to wear. I hope that helps. But please email me (lazylegend@hotmail.com) if you have any questions. As well, Willemijn will be able to help you once you get to our house.

For all you pimps. It's all about jewelery and lookin sleazy. Eastern european and french pimps gotta look sleazy, german pimps gotta look trashy, and canadian pimps (well, there really isn't such a thing as a canadian pimp) gotta look umm...smooth, i guess. Go get some gold chains, pinky rings, bracelets, earrings at sector 22 or at a store in sector 11 called "jewels" (i think that's the name).

Well...let's hope we have a house to party in on tuesday.

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